yum?

Eggs make up 75% of the things I actually COOK in this country. I am pathetic.

If you are what you eat, I am turning into:

a) fried egg sandwich
b) toast
c) cereal, specifically special k and no other kind
d) tea
e) crisps (either lightly salted or salt & vinegar)
f) tomato & basil soup
g) bagels and cream cheese
h) pasta
i) some combination of the above

BECAUSE THAT IS ALL I EAT!
I am pitiful-slash-need to learn how to cook.